Orks Goff Rocker

Ladies and gentlemen, may we present… The Goff Rocker.

This supremely confident titan of the 41st Millennium’s music scene amplifies the power of his ‘unique’ discography through a stikkbomb microphone – okay, it’s actually just a stikkbomb* – and his faithful amp-squig. Was the squig born with the amp, or did a genius Dok put it there? It’s unlikely we’ll ever know.

The Goff Rocker is even making a play for this year’s Christmas No.1! His debut single drops next Saturday. It’s full of face-melting riffs, and we guarantee there will be no silent night!